No matter if you’re thrilled or not, February 14th 2024 is here and you’re officially single for Valentine’s Day. But regardless what you think about your current relationship there’s no need for an additional person to take advantage of the day of love. That’s why we’ve compiled the top dating single Valentines quotations to help you remember that there’s no need for a valentine to be happy on Valentine’s Day. Being not married this Valentine’s Day means just that you can enjoy the day with your self-made valentine forever! This is Valentine’s Day and You’re single? Do not fret, join the celebration and revel in your independence and singlehood. This post contains a list of the most hilarious Valentine’s Day quotes, sayings captions, one-liners, and captions (with photos and illustrations) to single people. The most appealing aspect to these sayings is they do not make you feel sad when you’re in a relationship of just one. These quotes and phrases lift you up and remind you of how great being single is.
Funny Single Valentines Day Quote
- “Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.”
- “Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand.”
- “I don’t need Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.” -Katy Perry
- “I don’t like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.” — Delta Burke
- “You are never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.”
“S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loyal and Enlightened”
- “Single is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize.” — Mandy Hale
- “I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.” — Henry David Thoreau
“I’m single because I don’t need anybody to ruin my life. I’m ruining it perfectly on my own.”
- “My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.” — Warsan Shire
- “If we seek paradise outside ourselves, we cannot have paradise in our hearts.” — Thomas Merton
- “When you’re single, all you see are happy couples. When you’re committed, all you see are happy singles.”
- “Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.”
- “Who cares? I’m awesome.”
- “I love being single. It’s almost like being rich.”
- “I’m going to be celebrating Valentine’s Day Han’s style … solo.”
- “Being single means you get to do whatever you want this V-day …”
- “Yes, I am going to be single on valentine’s day. No, I don’t think it’s a big deal.”
- “Today may be Single’s Awareness Day, but chin up. Tomorrow is half-price candy day!”
- “Being single doesn’t mean no one loves you. It means that God is busy writing your love story.
- “I know being single on Valentine’s Day can suck. But it’s SO much better than dating some idiot.”
- “I love being single. I can come and go as I please and stay out as late as I want to.”
- “If singleness were a crime, you, my friend, would certainly be one of the most dangerous criminals on planet Earth.”
- “Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.”
- “I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not defined by another person.”
- “The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.”- Ann Landers
- “I guess I’d just have to date myself today.”
“Let’s celebrate not having to celebrate Valentine’s Day.”
- “There’s nothing I am better at doing than being single!”
- “I’m going to spend Valentine’s Day with my ex…box 360.”
- “Reminder that being single means you get to eat all the fries …”
- “It’s Valentine’s Day and I’m going to do it solo like Demi Lovato!
- “I’m like a one-man shipping vessel on Valentine’s Day .”
- “Whoever aborted the love of my life will not escape my vengeance.”
- “Just saved tons of money on Valentine’s Day by switching to single.”
- “I have chosen to be single because it makes my bank account as fat as Shrek.”
- “When you have long-lasting AA batteries, being single can be super awesome!”
- “Singlehood is good on your pocket. Wishing a fantastic Valentine’s Day to you.”
- “I like to look myself more as a free agent than a lonely single on Valentine’s Day.”
- “By God, I shall spend the entire Valentine’s Day with the love of my life…Myself!”
- “I’m single because I’m so hot that I literally burn anyone that comes close to me.”
- “Had singleness been an Olympic sport, I would surely win multiple gold medals.”
- “I’m single today because my heart was created to pump blood and not fall in love.”
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- “I am out to break the Guinness world record for most Valentine Days spent alone.”
- “Singledom might not be the best for you, but it surely is great for your purse on V-Day!”
- “If lovers get half price off on Valentine’s Day, then singles should just get everything for free.”
- “This Valentine, I can’t help but envy my calendar simply because it has dates whereas I don’t.”
- “This February 14th, take a moment to laugh thoroughly at your singlehood, everybody else does!”
- “It sucks spending Valentine’s Day alone, but at least I’ll have more money to spend to make myself happy!”
- “Cupid pulled out his biggest arrow, aimed right at my heart and fired with all his might – but still missed.”
- “My quest to spend every Valentine’s Day alone is based on a personal goal of achieving spiritual oneness.”
- “If Valentine’s Day is all about affection and chocolate, then it should be a holiday dedicated to appreciating fat people.”
- “I had every intention of celebrating Valentine’s Day, but when Cupid got around to me it seems he had run out of arrows.”
- “I dumped my girlfriend on February 13th in hopes that being alone on Valentine’s Day will make me appreciate her more.”
- “The way that I’m always forced to spend Valentine’s Day alone makes me believe that Cupid has a personal beef with me.”
- “One of the biggest pros of being single is that you’re 100% sure you haven’t get yourself involved with the wrong person.”
- “Since I don’t have a partner, on Valentine’s Day, I will go around and collect Cupid’s broken arrow and then sell it back to him on eBay.”
- “Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.”
