Funny Quotes about Life

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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A day without laughter is a day wasted.

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Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.

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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

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Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

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We are all born mad. Some remain so.

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