Funny Tuesday Quotes

Tuesday is Monday's ugly sister.

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Three horrible facts: 1. Today is not friday 2. Tomorrow is not Friday 3. Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.

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Tuesday is my second favorite day of the week to put off everything until later in the week.

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TUESDAY I can't even see the weekend from here.

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Dear Tuesday, nobody likes you either. You're just Monday's ugly cousin.

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Today Will Be a Good Tuesday And This Morning is Going To Be An Awesome one!

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Don’t wait for the perfect moment take the moment and make it perfect.

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Tuesday is the day I actually start the week. Monday I just deal with the depression of the weekend ending.

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