With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it.
The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.
People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.
- Gilbert Gottfried
I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.