I have tons of jokes with moments in them over the years in stand-up that don’t get a laugh but I love them so they stay.
Just because you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting
The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time
I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I’ve always enjoyed it.
Being president looks like the worst job in the world.