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Drinking Quotes : 50 Shades of Alcohol

Drinking is not everyone’s habit, but the one who has this habit likes to drink regularly. They love going to parties and never miss an opportunity to drink. Drinking can increase your confidence, it has become a symbol of celebration. Many people like to drink daily and some prefer it occasionally. People do not only drink when they’re happy they also drink when there is some problem in their lives or are in a really bad situation. Taking a large amount of alcohol has some benefits but excess drinking can cause harmful effects on the body and could leave you dead or paralyzed. Here is a collection of drinking quotes that are about celebration, being miserable, and fun!

Drinking Quotes

  • “Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.” — Seneca
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  • “Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” — G.K. Chesterton
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“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” — Winston Churchill

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  • “Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.” — John Green
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  • “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald
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  • “I like liquor — its tastes and effects — and that is just the reason why I’ll never drink it.” – Stonewall Jackson
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  • “Always do sober what you said you’d do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!” — Ernest Hemingway
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  • “Money, like vodka, can play queer tricks with a man.” — Anton Chekho
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  • “As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.” — Robin Williams
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  • “From the fool and the drunkard you may learn the truth.” — Modern Greek proverb
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  • “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.” —George Carlin
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  • “I drink to make other people more interesting.” —Ernest Hemingway
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  • “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” —Ogden Nash
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  • “I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.” —Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
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  • “A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.” —Charlie Chaplin
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  • “Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.” —Thomas Jefferson
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  • “The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.” —Phoebe Buffay, Friends
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  • “There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.” —Bette Davis
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Short drinking Quotes

“A drink is shorter than a tale.” — Scottish proverb

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  • “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” —Ernest Hemingway
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  • “In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.” —Tina Fey
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  • “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” —Winston Churchill
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  • “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” —Dean Martin
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  • “I don’t have a drinking problem, ‘cept when I can’t get a drink.” —Tom Waits
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  • “Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” —Jack Nicholson
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  • “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” —Mark Twain
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  • “I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine.”—William Shakespeare
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  • “I work until beer o’clock.” —Stephen King
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  • “Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky and a dog to eat the rare steak.” —Johnny Carso
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  • “Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald
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  • “Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.” —Arnold Schwarzenegger
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  • “Don’t be such a square. Everybody who’s anybody drinks.” —Lorraine Baines,
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  • “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” —Benjamin Frankl
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  • “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” —Frank Sinatra
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  • “There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.” —Chelsea Handl
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  • “Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.” —Benjamin Franklin
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  • “A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50 and a fool if he doesn’t afterward.” —Frank Lloyd Wright
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  • “Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.” —Louis Pasteur
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  • “I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy” ~ Dean Martin
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  • “Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.” ~ Alex Levin
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  • “Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.” ~ W.C. Fields
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  • “My friends speak of my drinking…. but they know not of my thirst” ~ Anonymous
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  • “Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” ~ Al Bundy
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  • “Scotch: Because one doesn’t solve the world’s problems over white wine.” ~ Anonymous
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  • “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
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  • “Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.” ~ Dave Barry
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  • “There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.” ~ Anonymous
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  • “You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” ~ Dean Martin|
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  • “Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.” ~ Finley Peter Dunne
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  • Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” ~ George Bernard Shaw
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  • “Alcohol removes inhibitions – like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: “Now bring on that damn cat!” ~ Eleanor Early
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Classy drinking quotes
  • “Wine is sunlight, held together by water.” —Galileo
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  • “Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.” ~ Anonymous
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  • “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” ~ Henny Youngman
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  • “I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.” – Dorothy Parker
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  • “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C Fields
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  • “I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” – Joe E Ellis
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