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Latest Shopping Quotes, Status and Captions for Instagram

Friends, as everyone knows that almost everyone likes to shop. Shopping is not only a part of our life, but it also feels good to take or buy something new, whether it is clothes or essential items of the house. There are people who burn lots of money on shopping, yet few people are able to do more shopping with less money. It’s not just about buying the products shopping is all about hanging out with friends, checking new products, visiting different shops or malls. But nowadays in search of good deals during sales on online shopping websites, we all have become lazy. Everyone is shopping online for convenience while sitting at home. They places the order online from any corner of house. Also there isn’t any need of paying for the product in cash. You can always make payments online and the purchased product reaches you. E-commerce companies also give great offers to customers on any special festival or special day, but incidents of fraud are also coming out while buying online, so it is necessary to be careful in online purchase. Here is a collection of shopping quotes that you can share on Instagram with a photo of your product you have bought online or a picture of you in shopping mall with your BFF!

Shopping Quotes

  • “The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”‒ Erma Bombeck
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  • “I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.”‒ Tammy Faye Bakker
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  • “Recreational shopping is the shortest distance between two points: you and broke.”‒ Victoria Moran
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  • “Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there’s nothing you like.”‒ Janet Evanovich
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“Happiness is not in money, but in shopping.”‒ Marilyn Monroe

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  • “Shopping is actually very similar to farming a field. You can’t keep buying the same thing, you have to have a bit of variety.”‒ Sophie Kinsella, ‘Confessions Of A Shopaholic’
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  • “For some, shopping is an art; for others, it’s a sport.”‒ Pamela Klaffke
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  • “The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.”‒ Marcelene Cox
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  • “Shopping is a bit of a relaxing hobby for me, which is sometimes troubling for the bank balance.”‒ Rebecca Hall
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  • “I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.”‒ Tommy Cooper
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  • “I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new. It is instant gratification, a quick fix.”‒ Rebecca Bloom
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  • “Show your confidence. Show you’re not afraid. Go to restaurants. Go shopping.”‒ Rudy Giuliani
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  • “Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.”‒ Mignon McLaughlin
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  • “Ever notice there are no clocks in stores? It’s like casinos; they don’t want you to know how much time you’ve spent dropping your quarters.”‒ Gina Barreca
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  • “If you’re a queen, you’re powerless, so I’d probably demote myself and go shopping.”‒ Helena Bonham Carter
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  • “Men go shopping just as men go out fishing or hunting, to see how large a fish may be caught with the smallest hook.”‒ Henry Ward Beecher
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  • “Thrift shopping is all about going into the thrift shop and having no expectation of what you might find.”‒ Macklemore
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  • “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.”- Gertrude Stein
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  • “I think, they should list shopping as a cardiovascular activity. My heart never beats as fast as it does when I see a ‘reduced by 50 percent’ sign.”‒ Sophie Kinsella
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  • “I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.”‒ Carrie Bradshaw
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  • “Dionne: Dude, what’s wrong, Are you suffering from buyer’s remorse or something?
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  • Cher: God no, nothing like that…”‒ ‘Clueless’
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“If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.”‒ Cynthia Nelms

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  • “If a man doesn’t fit, you can’t exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater.”‒ Rebecca Bloomwood
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  • “The only consolation I had was buying things. If I bought some pretty thing it cheered me up for a while.” ‒ Iris Murdoch
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  • “Never give up on something you really want. However impossible things seem, there’s always a way.”‒ Sophie Kinsella
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  • “I NEED these cashmere gloves because it’s winter…and I have hands.”‒ Rebecca Bloomwood
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  • “Funky is a neon t-shirt you buy at an airport gift shop next to a bejeweled iPhone case. This is luxury.”‒ David
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  • “Women come to New York for two Ls: labels and love.”‒ Carrie Bradshaw
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  • “I’m a great shopper. I buy shirts and records. I’ve got too many shirts already, most of them black.”‒ Johnny Cash
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  • The car, the furniture, the wife, the children—everything has to be disposable. Because you see the main thing today is—shopping.”‒ Arthur Mille
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  • “Oliver liked to play the part of disaffected youth, but he liked shopping in SoHo even more.”‒ Melissa de la Cruz
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  • “Do you have anything In this shop as beautiful as she is?”‒ Edward
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  • “You sold your soul to the devil when you put on your first pair of Jimmy Choo’s, I saw it.”‒ Emily
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  • “There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?”‒ Conan O’Brien
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  • “Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it.”‒ Richard Lamm
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  • “Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”‒ Dave Barry
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  • “One good thing about Christmas shopping is it toughens you for the January sales.”‒ Grace Kriley
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  • “From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.‒ Katharine Whitehorn
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  • “I’m a last-minute shopper. I end up at the mall or somewhere on Christmas Eve. It’s a shame.”‒ Brad Paisley
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  • “Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”‒ Johnny Carson
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  • “If you spend fifteen minutes in a shopping mall, you will pass more people than our ancestors saw during their entire lifetimes.”‒ Rolf Dobelli
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  • “Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.”‒ David Letterman
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  • Shopping is a woman thing. It’s a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.-Erma Bombeck
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  • A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.-Franklin Jones
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  • I rationalize shopping. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.-Rita Rudner
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  • I love vintage shopping, I think it’s really fun. And I love the feeling of finding the most amazing piece for less.-Emma Roberts
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  • The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.-Marcelene Cox
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  • I went to a general store but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.-Steven Wright
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  • Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.-Bo Derek
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  • I don’t shop because I need something, I just shop for shopping’s sake.-Cat Deeley
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  • Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.-Mignon McLaughlin
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Offline Shopping Quotes

“Shopping is my cardio.”‒ Carrie Bradsha

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  • I’ve been shopping all my life and still have nothing to wear.-Sally Poplin
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  • I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new. It is instant gratification, a quick fix.-Rebecca Bloom
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  • I will go out of my way to avoid the shopping crowds and the extreme consumerism – I hate all that.-Annie Lennox
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  • It’s time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses you on the forehead.-Amit Kalantri
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  • I bought two items to get a third free, and then I returned the two. I should be Shopper of the Year.-Jarod Kintz
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  • If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.-Cynthia Nelms
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  • I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.-Carrie Bradshaw
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  • It’s crowded, which pleases me. Salesladies intimidate me, I don’t like to be caught shopping.-Margaret Atwood
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  • For some, shopping is an art; for others, it’s a sport. It can be a vice and it can be a cause. Some love it. Some hate it. Rarely is someone indifferent.-Pamela Klaffke
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  • Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.-Will Smith
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