Parenting is a tough task and not everyone is capable of doing it properly. Bad parenting could cause severe issues. It won’t just make bad kids but these bad kids could also turn into bad fathers in future! Giving love, care and attention to your child is really important. A bad father could ruin the childhood of children and could cause mental health issues for them. When the child is underage, they couldn’t say anything about them but when they grow younger they would surely protest against such a bad father. But, not everyone has the courage of giving up on their parents and insulting them in public. So, some choose to share sarcastic quotes about bad fathers. That’s why we have brought this handpicked collection of quotes to put on your WhatsApp status or as a Instagram Caption
Sarcastic Quotes About Bad Fathers
- “A baby daddy’s favorite lie is, She don’t let me see my kid….No dude. YOU don’t let you see your kid.”
- “My father always told me he loved me…right before he asked for money.”
- “My father refused to spend money on me as a kid. One time I broke my arm playing football, and my father tried to get a free x-ray by taking me down to the airport and making me lie down with the luggage.” – Glenn Super
“My father was a master of tough love…
tougher than the love, that is.”
- As old as she was…She still missed her daddy sometimes. —Unknown
- “They should love you, just as you are. Parents should love their kids, right?” “You’d think so.” – N.R. Walker
- “My dad was a good man but an emotionally absent father, and so I had to look for that male attention somewhere else and found it in a brother-in-law. He just happened to be an alcoholic. ”— Jim Hamilton
- “My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.”
- “Having kids doesn’t make you a father. Raising them does.”
- Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows. – Al Unser
- “I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.” – Rodney Dangerfield
- “There’s nothing worse than a man that can be everything to everybody else…. except a father to their own child.”
“I always knew my dad was a superhero…
in his own mind.”
- “Dear Absent fathers: Never assume that the mother taught the child to hate you. A child can notice a father who doesn’t want to be involved in his child’s life. Stop this nonsense of always thinking that mothers poison their kids against you. Your absence is the biggest poison.”
- Father’s Day is so hard for me. —Unknown
- Don’t anger your parents in order to please other people. Those other people did not spend their lives building yours.
- “It is time to step up and be a man. Call your children and tell them sorry for being a piece of shit. Then actually stay around and be a positive force in their life.”
- “My dad told me back then, “When you start a new job, don’t talk a lot. This way they won’t know how dumb you are.” I said, “Thanks, dad.” Guess he was right.”
- “Hey “dad” I did it without you.”
- “If a man cannot be a father to his own child, there is nothing worse than that. ”— Unknown
- “I phoned my dad to tell him I stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.” – Steven Pearl
- Real dads support their children without the law telling them they have to.
- “I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.” – Adam Sandler
- “My dad always said, ‘I brought you into this world, I can take you out.’ But then he never did anything for me.”
- “To be in your children’s memories tomorrow, you have to be in their lives today.”
- “No matter how old you get. The hole in your heart created by your father’s absence still aches. Especially on father’s day.” — Unknown
- “A teen shouted at his Dad: It’s not your job to embarrass me. He replied, “I know.” Then smiled and said, “It’s one of the perks”
- “I wish they made father’s day cards for crappyy dad’s. We may be biologically related, but the only emotional attachment I have to you is anger. Happy father’s day! You shitty human being.”
- “It is the selfish parents who are to blame. Pay attention, be involved in your children’s lives. They are your legacy, your only hope.” – Aaron B. Powell
- “My dad asked me, “Son, have I been a good father?” I said, “Dad, you’re the best. Why do you ask?” He said, “I wanted to make sure the way you turned out is your fault.” – Stu Trivax
- “My dad always knew the right thing to say…after he’d said the wrong thing.”
- “Only twenty two percent of fathers who don’t live in the same house as their children are “actively” involved.”
- “A daddy can make an excuse but a mother gotta figure out how to make ends meet regardless!!”
- “My father taught me everything I know…about how not to be a dad.”
- “I wanted to write something in a voice that was unique to who I was. And I wanted something that was accessible to the person who works at Dunkin Donuts or who drives a bus, someone who comes home with their feet hurting like my father, someone who’s busy and has too many children, like my mother.” — Sandra Cisneros
- “A letter to the father who doesn’t know how awesome I am.” — Unknown
- “Don’t anger your parents in order to please other people. Those other people did not spend their lives building yours.”
- “Fathers, like mothers, are not born. Men grow into fathers, and fathering is a very important stage in their development.” – David M. Gottesman
- “Your mother’s happiness is not your responsibility. It has never been.”
- “Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.” – George Lucas
- “My dad used to say, always fight fire with fire, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.” – Harry Hill
- “I told my dad that my grades weren’t that good and he said was “better get the snorkel ready if you’re going below C level.”
- The absent are never without fault, nor the present without excuse. —Benjamin Franklin
- “My father refused to spend money on me as a kid. One time I broke my arm playing football, and my father tried to get a free x-ray by taking me down to the airport and making me lie down with the luggage.” – Glenn Super
- “A real parent is someone who put their kids above their own selfish wants and needs.” – Unknown
- It’s not a child’s responsibility to reach out to their dads…. It’s a father’s job to reach out to their children.”
- As a parent, you should be more concerned with your child’s happiness than your petty insecurities and jealousies. Just a thought!
- “Some kids are able to become independent without the presence of their father.”
- “I overheard mom telling dad, “Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity. You are truly an inspiration.”
- “She is a liberated woman, she doesn’t have to wear a bra”, my dad said about my 64-year-old mother.”
- “Sons aspire to either become their father or vie to be his exact opposite.” – Kilroy J. Oldster
- Sorry that mommy has to teach you how to be a man. Daddy was more of a bitch than we initially thought.
- An absent father needs to realize his child’s needs before it is too late. —Unknown
- “A father may turn his back on his child, but a mother’s love endures through all.” — Washington Irving
- “My dad never flew me to the top of a mountain, but he did fly off the handle a lot.”
- “Your children become who you are; so be who you want them to be.”
- “Just remember when you are ignoring them, you are teaching them to live without you.”
- “My father liked to play the tough guy…until he needed someone to bail him out of jail.”
- It is a wise father that knows his own child. —William Shakespeare
- “My dad used to say, always fight fire with fire, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.” – Harry Hill
- “Anyone can be a father but it takes someone special to be a dad.”
- “Last Thanksgiving I told my dad that families are supposed to be kind and loving. His response? ‘Eh, find another family’”.
- “My father might not have been there for me, but at least his child support checks were consistently late.”
- “Fathers are biological necessities, but social accidents.” – Margaret Mead
- “As a parent, you should be more concerned with your child’s happiness than your petty insecurities and jealousies. Just a thought!”
- Your mother’s happiness is not your responsibility. It has never been.
- I overheard mom telling dad, “Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity. You are truly an inspiration.”
- “I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.” – Rodney Dangerfield
A bad father has never a good son.
—Latin Proverb
- Hey dad I did it without you. —Unknown
- “My father always had a way of making me feel like a disappointment…even when I succeeded.”
- Children shouldn’t have to sacrifice so that they can have the life they want. You make sacrifices so your children can have the life that they deserve.
- “Dad, thanks for being slightly embarrassing than all the other dads.”
- To be in your children’s memories tomorrow, you have to be in their lives today.
- “I saw dad with mom last night. I think he was stealing my milk.”
- A father may turn his back on his child, but a mother’s love endures through all. —Washington Irving
- “Sorry that mommy has to teach you how to be a man. Daddy was more of a bitch than we initially thought.”
- “My dad cracks me up. One time has asked, “You’re on twitter? What’s your hashtag?”
- “At the zoo, with my dad, he turns to us and says, “Girls, I just stepped on a frog” we rushed over and realized he had farted.”
- “My dad was a man of few words, but those words were usually insults.”
- “Father’s Day is so hard for me.” — Unknown
- “Respect to all moms doing double duty because of men failing to do their part as dad.” – John Mark Green
- “Real dads support their children without the law telling them they have to.”
- Anyone can have a child and call themselves a parent. A real parent is someone who puts that child above their own selfish needs and wants.
- “Once my dad came to my band show and didn’t take any pictures. I asked him why and he said: “Nobody wants to remember this”
- “If a country is to be corruption free and become a nation of beautiful minds, I strongly feel there are three key societal members who can make a difference. They are the father, the mother and the teacher. ” — A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
- “Please don’t worry, I am doing fine. You’re much too busy to even find the time, so use your chemicals and take this to your grave, the boys you left are men you didn’t raise.”
- “My father never failed to disappoint me…even when I had low expectations.”
- “Nothing is weaker or useless than the man who hurts his children, wether by his actions or by his lies.”
- “You know you have a bad dad when he’s the reason you have daddy issues.” “My dad would give his right arm for me…if it meant getting out of parenting for a day.”
- “Would you let your daughter date a man like you?”
- “Selfish people lost so much in life because even when they realize they are wrong, they don’t know how to ask for forgiveness or show regrets.”
- A daughter needs her father more than anything else in the world. —Unknown
- “You know, if fathers just did what they’re supposed to do, half of the junk that we face in the streets wouldn’t exist.” – Nathan Hayes
- “My father was a man of integrity…if integrity means lying and cheating your way through life.”
- “My dad always told me to aim high…before he shot down all my dreams.”
- “Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.” – Al Unser
- “Children shouldn’t have to sacrifice so that they can have the life they want. You make sacrifices so your children can have the life that they deserve.”
- “A daughter needs her father more than anything else in the world.” — Unknown
- “As old as she was…She still missed her daddy sometimes. ”— Unknown
- “My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.”
- A letter to the father who doesn’t know how awesome I am. —Unknown
- “Fathers, you are the head and strength of the family unit. If you are not in place, there is a weakness in the link.” — Anita R. Sneed-Carter
- Just remember when you are ignoring them, you are teaching them to live without you.
- If a man cannot be a father to his own child, there is nothing worse than that. —Unknown
- “My father’s parenting style could be summed up in one word: absentee.”
- “It is much easier to become a father than to be one.”
- “I felt my father’s presence with me, helping me to commit to paper the feelings I had. I really heard my father speaking to me from the other dimension.” – Michael Landon
- “There should be an anti-father’s day. A bad dad’s day. That way I could truly say “you are the best.”
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