Wit, humor and sarcasm is the first choice of today’s generation. Sarcasm is an easy way to shed light on serious issues. When you can’t say anything about something, you can do sarcasm about it. That’s why we have brought this collection of Sarcastic Quotes about Deadbeat dads which will provoke thoughts for sure. We live in a society where responsible parenthood is really important, but not everyone has the courage to be a good father. These quotes are a satirical approach to shed light on this matter through clever and biting humor. This is a really challenging subject but we have tried our best to handpick the quotes that will surely make you chuckle, smirk and ponder.
Sarcastic Quotes About Deadbeat Dads
- Dad didn’t call again tonight…Why do I get my hopes up?
- You wanted to kill your father in odor father yourself. Now you are your father, but a dead father. – Sigmund Freud
Unless a father accepts his faults he will most certainly doubt his virtues. ~Hugh Prather
- It is a holy blessing to be born with the exquisite qualities of a daughter of God.
- Having kids is not the same as being a parent. – Unknown
- I think most of us are raised with preconceived notions of the choices we’re supposed to make.
- Any fool can be a Father, but it takes a real man to be a Daddy! ~Philip Whitmore
- It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings.
- A deadbeat is something I would never be. My dad left me behind and I would never do that to my children. – Unknown
- I wish Hallmark made a Deadbeat Dad Christmas card. – Unknown
- I know an alcoholic is the worse, but sometimes I wonder if it’s better to have a drinking father that lives at home, or a drinking father, that never comes around. – Anthony Liccione
He broke promises, was abusive physically and mentally, never was around, and caused my life to be a living hell.
- Deadbeat dads!! It is time to step up and be a man. Call your children and tell them sorry for being a piece of shit. Then actually stay around and be a positive force in their life. – Unknown
- Deadbeat dads are all over the place, it’s almost kind of common… but when a mother leaves her child, people think “how could a woman do that???” – Unknown
- “The surest way to a child`s heart is to spend time with them.” – Kevin Heath
- Deadbeat dads are full of hatred, vengeance, and spite. They plunge their kids into poverty or deny them middle-class comfort, just to punish their former partners. – Unknown
- “There are many signs that a dad is a deadbeat.” – Chandan Negi
- Fathers, you are the head and strength of the family unit. If you are not in place, there is a weakness in the link. – Anita R. Sneed Carter
- “A deadbeat dad is an irresponsible father who does not provide financial or emotional support to his children. He may be absent from their lives altogether or have limited involvement.” – Bruce Feiler
- Be more than a father, be a dad. Be more than a figure, be an example. – Steve Maraboli
- “Many people think of child support when they think of deadbeat dad; however, these dads also may classify as deadbeat if they refuse to care adequately for their children.” – Anonymous
- “The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature.” -Antoine François Prévost d’Exiles
- Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough. ~Wilhelm Busch
- “What a child doesn’t receive, he can seldom later give.” – P.D. James
A real man takes care of his kids no matter what the relationship is with the mother of his child. – unknown
- Your children need your presence more than your presents. ~Jesse Jackson
- One of the greatest challenges in collecting child support is that deadbeat dads move from job to job and state to state. it’s hard to keep track of them.
- The surest way to a child’s heart is to spend time with them. ~Kevin Heath
- The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage.
- Deadbeat dads are the real trash of the world. Next are abusers. – Unknown
- Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
- “You wanted to kill your father in order to be your father yourself. Now you are your father, but a dead father.” – Sigmund Freud
- “It doesn`t matter who my father was. It matters who I remember he was.” – Anne Sexton
- Having a wife and daughter gives me a lot more purpose.
- It began to really eat away with me that in the 60s the federal government, desiring to help poor moms who were dealing with deadbeat dads, decided, ‘We’ll help: we’ll give a check for every child you can have out of wedlock.’
- Deadbeat dads are like serial killers, there are a few of them out there, but most of the time what your dealing with is dead broke and dead-bolted – Unknown
- I’ve hung out at dozens of playgrounds, bored out of my mind, with not even a look of comfort from disapproving mothers all around me. Either they think I’m a pedophile or a deadbeat dad. That’s what I get for being a single dad – suspicious looks at the playground. – Dominic West
- My earthly father was never there, he left my mother in despair. He spoke cruel words and did not care. He caused many tears and gave me much fear. – Unknown
- We waste so much time making decisions based on someone else’s idea of our happiness – what will make you a good citizen or a good wife or daughter or actress. Nobody says, ‘Just be happy – to be a cobbler or go live with goats.’
- I was given such a great gift. It’s a miracle that never stops amazing me and reminding me to give thanks, every day.
- And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
- A father is a banker provided by nature. – French Proverb
- “Fathers in today’s modern families can be so many things.” – Oliver Hudson
- Women of God, both old and young, are spiritual and sensitive, tender and gentle. They have a kind, nurturing nature. This is your inheritance.
- Deadbeat dads don’t pay child support. They minimize their taxable income to cheat their kids. ~Unknown
I promised myself to be a better father to my kids than my dad…
- “Theres really no point in having children if youre not going to be home enough to father them.” – Anthony Edwards
- As your kids grow up they may forget what you said, but they won’t forget how you made them feel. – Kevin Heath
- In reality, the world is as full of bad mothers as it is of bad fathers, and it is not the motherless children who become delinquent but the fatherless ones. – Louis de Bernieres
- There’s really no point in having children if you’re not going to be home enough to father them. ~Anthony Edwards
- My father was a food lover and a deadbeat dad, and maybe a connection between good food and bad dads was forged early, in the deepest folds of my subconscious, where we make so many decisions about our parents. – J. R. Moehringer
- Most deadbeat dads are frightened, angry, and depressed men. – Unknown
- “There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.” – Leon R. Yankwich
- “If you’re a man and you don’t support your children, you’re not a man at all.” – Unknown
- A bad father has never a good son. ~Latin Proverb
- Men made God in their image, and he’s a deadbeat dad. Never sends money, doesn’t come to visit, and can’t get him on the phone. – Mimi Gonzalez
- Those of you who do have a father cherish every moment, I don’t know what it’s like because my dad was never there for me. – Unknown
- Never belittle the gifts God has given to you. Develop the divinity that is within you.
- Kids are like a mirror, what they see and hear they do. Be a good reflection for them. – K. Heath
- “It doesn’t matter who my father was. It matters who I remember he was.” – Anne Sexton
- “If you have much, give of your wealth; if you have little, give of your heart.” – Arabic Proverb
- Cleaning the house for my mom when she’s at work because all my stepdad does is play video games and won’t lift a finger. – Unknown
- Deadbeat dads are the lowest form of life on earth. ~Unknown
- Deadbeat dads should be publicly flogged! All parents SHOULD live up to their obligations. – Unknown
- “A deadbeat dad is a man who walks away from his responsibilities as a father, whether that means not paying child support, not being involved in their lives, or both.” – Mark Gerson
- Money may not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a Lamborghini
- Deadbeat dads are like a plague on society and all should be neutered with a rusty breadknife. – Unknown
- I was much more selfish before, but now I think about what kind of role model I’ll be. I just want to be a better man.
- A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, ‘Daddy, I need to ask you something,’ he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan.
- “As your kids grow up, they may forget what you said, but they won’t forget how you made them feel.” – Kevin Heath
- “Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be.” – David Bly
- “A deadbeat dad is someone who doesn’t care enough about his kids to be a part of their lives.” – Unknown
- There are no illegitimate children only illegitimate parents. – Leon R. Yankwich
- “The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.” – Confucius
- Deadbeat dads simply do not like the rules and many will move, remarry, change names, and work for cash to avoid any parental responsibility. – Unknown
- “A man who doesn’t support his children is lower than scum.” – Unknown
- There’s nothing worse than a man that can be everything to everybody else except a father to their child. – Unknown
- A greedy father has thieves for children. – Serbian Proverb
- There’s no point in having children if you’re not going to be home enough to father them. – Anthony Edwards
- Deadbeat dads are like magicians, they pull lifetime disappearing acts. – unknown
- It began to rat away with me that in the ’60s the federal government, desiring to help poor moms who were dealing with deadbeat dads, decided, ‘We’ll help: we’ll give a check for every child you can have out of wedlock. – Louie Gohmert
- When I come home, my daughter will run to the door and give me a big hug, and everything that’s happened that day just melts away.
- “I may not be a perfect father, but I’ll always be there for my children.”
- “Deadbeat dads can have a significant negative impact on their children’s lives, causing them to struggle financially and emotionally.” – Chandan Negi
- The pawn who does not come to work is the one the creditor regards as a deadbeat. ~Yoruba Proverb
- “To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter.” -Euripides
- “Every dad is the family role model, whether he wants the job or not.” – Dennis Rainey
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