Lord Tyrion Lannister, who is also called The Halfman and the Imp and also has the nickname Hugor Hill, is a fictional character from the A Song of Ice and Fire series of epic fantasy novels written by American novelist George R. R. Martin as well as its TV version Game of Thrones. The character of Tyrion is played by American actor Peter Dinklage. The character was introduced in The Game of Thrones (1996), Tyrion is one of the most prominent viewpoint of the character, with the most point of view chapters in the initial five novels. Tyrion is among a few notable characters that were not featured within A Feast for Crows (2005) but was included to the series in A Dance with Dragons (2011) and was confirmed to be a part of the upcoming sixth novel, The Winds of Winter. Tyrion was created from a character idea Martin was working on in the novel of the same name in 1981 Windhaven. He is Martin’s most adored character from the series. Below we present a collection of 50+ best quotes from the most wittiest person, Lord Tyrion Lannister of Game of Thrones.
Tyrion Lannister Quotes
- “You love your children. It’s your one redeeming quality, that and your cheekbones.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “It’s not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “If you’re going to be a cripple, it’s better to be a rich cripple.” Tyrion Lannister
- “Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “We still have to take King’s Landing. Maybe Cersei will win and kill us all. That would solve our problems.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “You look a lot better brooding than I do. You make me feel I’m failing at brooding over failing.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “It’s hard to put a leash on a dog once you’ve put a crown on its head.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “Killing and politics aren’t always the same thing! When I served as Hand of the King, I did quite well with the latter, considering the King in question preferred torturing animals to leading his people.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “Would it be excessive of me to ask you to save my life twice in a week?”-Tyrion Lannister
- “Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. Doesn’t seem right.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “In my experience eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what’s on the other side?”-Tyrion Lannister
- “What sort of imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade?”-Tyrion Lannister
- “Too hot, too noisy, and I’d drunk too much wine. I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t think we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!”-Tyrion Lannister
- “I’m here to help. Please don’t eat the help.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “The King is a lost cause, it’s the rest of us I’m worried about.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “I try to know as many people as I can. You never know which one you’ll need.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “A wise man once said the true history of the world is the history of great conversations in elegant rooms.”-Tyrion Lannister

- “That’s what I do. I drink and I know things.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I’m denying its existence.”-Tyrion Lannister

“The best lies are seasoned with a bit of truth.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “I’m quite good at spending money, but a lifetime of outrageous wealth hasn’t taught me much about managing it.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “When you’ve know me longer, you’ll learn that I mean everything I say… especially the lies, Lord Petyr…”-Tyrion Lannister
- “These bad people are what I’m good at. Outtalking them. Outthinking them.”-Tyrion Lannister
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- “Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “Don’t fight for your king and don’t fight for his kingdoms. Don’t fight for honor… Don’t fight for riches, because you won’t get any.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “Let them see that their words can cut you and you’ll never be free of the mockery. If they want to give you a name take it make it your own. Then they can’t hurt you with it anymore.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “Nothing. Sometimes nothing is the hardest thing to do. If you die, we’re all lost.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “Death is so final, whereas life… ah, life is full of possibilities.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “What unites people?… Stories. There’s nothing more powerful in the world than a good story.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “Sometimes, duty is the death of love. You are the shield that guards the realm of men. You’ve always tried to do the right thing, no matter the cost. You tried to protect people.”-Tyrion Lannister

“Every time we deal with an enemy, we create two more.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “The powerful have always preyed on the powerless, that is how they became powerful in the first place.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “A ruler who kills those devoted to her is not a ruler who inspires devotion.”- Tyrion Lannister
- “Love is more powerful than reason. We all know that.”- Tyrion Lannister
- “You need to take your enemy’s side if you’re going to see things the way they do. And you need to see things the way they do if you’re going to anticipate their actions, respond effectively, and beat them.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “As a clever man once told me, ‘We make peace with our enemies, not our friends.’”-Tyrion Lannister
- “My mind is my weapon. My brother has his sword, King Robert has his war hammer, and I have my mind… and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. That’s why I read so much, Jon Snow.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “I trust the eyes of an honest man more than I trust what everybody knows.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “Listen to me. Sometimes possession is an abstract concept. When they captured me, they took my purse, but the gold is still mine.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “It’s easy to confuse ‘what is’ with ‘what ought to be,’ especially when ‘what is’ has worked out in your favor.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “Perhaps that is the secret. It is not what we do, so much as why we do it.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “Are you afraid? Good. You’re in the great game now. And the great game’s terrifying.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “I wish I was the monster you think I am! I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you! I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “Laughing at another person’s misery was the only thing that made me feel like everyone else.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “I am malformed, scarred, and small, but… abed, when the candles are blown out, I am made no worse than other men. In the dark, I am the Knight of Flowers.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “It all goes back and back to our mothers and fathers and theirs before them. We are puppets dancing on the strings of those who came before us, and one day our own children will take up our strings and dance in our steads.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t have survived my childhood. You were the only one who didn’t treat me like a monster.”-Tyrion Lannister
- “They say I’m half a man, well what does that make the lot of you?”-Tyrion Lannister
- “I’m guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I’m guilty of being a dwarf.”Tyrion Lannister
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